So, I've got a friend who I like drinking with. We head to "The Harp" at least once a week. He would have to be the biggest drinker I've ever known. He has stated that Johnny is a c**tface. He recycles his water. He reads, alot. We get along.

He is also a priest. Some of his boozehound mates are also priests. What not to say while watching "Hudson Hawk" with a room full of priests:

S:"Faarck, if more Nuns looked like Sister Anna, would there be the current priest shortage?"

Yes, I'm going straight to hell.